zigwardscissorhands:

"Instead of playing Draw Something, fucking draw something! Take the cleverness you apply to Words with Friends and utilize it to make some kick ass corn bread!"

- Nick Offerman

mouldysushi:

I can’t believe Chili’s is responding to Carlo’s tweets he’s fucking with them & they’re going along with it

lauridge:

The Most Popular Girls In School;

Mrs Van Buren

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friendly-neighborhood-tv-addict:

Scrubs
"My Day Off"

Best bromance ever

Me trying to talk to other human teenagers

(Source: arthurtimothyread, via ruinedchildhood)

winternightsandscarylights:

Parks & Recreation | The Stakeout

"I want people to like me but not at my expense.” ― Aubrey Plaza

sparkcas:

all i can imagine is all of them doing the grudge walk and assembling like a damn transformer at the end of a dark hallway in the middle of the night when i went to go get a glass of water

(Source: missjraffe, via stability)

schrodingersnerd:

everythingisnightvale:

discontentramblings:

An asexual and pansexual become room-mates and have wacky adventures

The show is called ‘All or Nothing’

Plot twist: the asexual is really super outgoing and is a huge flirt while the pansexual is extremely socially awkward and has trouble ordering coffee let alone getting a date.

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my hand slipped

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(Source: oill-spill, via 10knotes)

courtneygodbey:

"Luna had decorated her bedroom ceiling with five beautifully painted faces: Harry, Ron, Hermione, Ginny, and Neville. They were not moving as the portraits at Hogwarts moved, but there was a certain magic about them all the same; Harry thought they breathed. What appeared to be fine golden chains wove around the pictures, linking them together, but after examining them for a minute or so, Harry realized that the chains were actually one word, repeated a thousand times in golden ink: friends…friends…friends…friends… Harry felt a great rush of affection for Luna" — Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows

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